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Anthony Beard
I, Anthony Beard, will to Reginals Lewis all my muscles.
I, Anthony Beard, will to all the underclasss all my love.
Remember When Anthony Beard drove his riding lawn mower to the hotlink stand?
Remember When Anthony Beard's feet were small? I don't.
Remember When Anthony Beard fell into the pole vault pit in Paris trying to catch Barry Minter's pole?
Remember When Anthony Beard was mowing Harold Logan's back yard?
Twenty years from now Anthony Beard will have a degree in Lawnology.
Twenty years from now Anthony Beard will come to our class reunion on a riding mower eating hotlinks.
Twenty years from now Anthony Beard will still be riding his lawnmower to college.
Twenty years from now Anthony Beard will still be folding up his ear.

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